ok so i love playing in the snow and sledding off roofs is fun but LET ME OUTTT i wish i was stuck in asbury so i’d haaaave to get a room at the berkley and id haaaave to get stoned and drunk at the lanes oh wait, that’s what’s happening tonight. thanks nj transit! im getting the fuck out! goin nutz
There are many perks to having a big burley boyfriend man. And one of them is the amazing ability to plow a driveway. And throw girlfriend into snobank. Snowed in at the weirs! = lasagna and wii fencing and apples to apples. Oh and beer.
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One time in college I voraciously brought a bottle of wine to my lips and chipped my front tooth. I won’t have it fixed because when I’m 80 I’ll look at my chipped tooth and think of college. Which wasn’t a bad four years. Not bad at all.
i just gotta say. i am so grateful for so much this christmas. sorry to be a cheese ball but it’s true. this year today, compared to last year today, i can’t even begin to explain.
hey fuckers so go here www.embodyyourbody.com cause it’s a pretty fantastic idea. oh and my tush is on it. its not scandluus or anything but it sure made me feel good about myself. yay women, i love yuh.
one time in the summer a few years ago i was laying in my bed trying to sleep. it was maybe 3 am. and i hear a girl crying. my window is open and it’s dead quiet. i get super freaked out. look out the window and there she is across the street sitting on a curb crying. i really regret not yelling out the window ” ARE YOU OKAYYYY. ” a car came by and she got in. i hope she’s...